Guys, Are You Still Using Horrible Pick Up Lines?

Listen up if you’re a guy and plan on using a pick up line! FYI: pick up lines rarely work! It’s a very bad move to use one. This is the latest pick up line used on me; “I don’t know if you noticed me starring at you all night long, but you are one very pretty lady. Hi, my name is so and so.” I was so “freaked out” by this line. The worst part is this happened to me at an event that I was volunteering at on Saturday, May 10. Guess what? The guy who used the line on me is an employee of the organization that I volunteer for. Great! I wanted to jump out of my skin and run like the wind. Yes, you need to “break the ice” if you see a woman who “catches” your eye. Why not be funny, original, or sincere? Not creepy! Forget about overtly sexual connotations. Double creepy!

Top 10 List of Horrible Pick Up Lines

  1. What’s your sign?
  2. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
  3. What’s your name?
  4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  5. Do I know you from somewhere?
  6. I’m new in town. Could I have directions to your house?
  7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  8. I seemed to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  9. Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
  10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  11. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.

Read All About It!: Check out, Ask Men, and Online Dating Magazine to learn even more horrible pick up lines guys use.

Here’s some advice, visit Barnes and Noble and pick up a couple of books on dating and relationships. When you approach a woman remember to be friendly not scary! Most importantly, gimmicks do not work! Good luck!


  1. I just found your Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines Guys Use. | MisticCafe site! It is great — very helpful. Thanks so much!

  2. Rebecca says:

    Thanks for the comment.